Bad Joke of the weak: No more Chinese take out for me, my fortune cookie read "That wasn't chicken."

Get your mind out of the gutter. Support a local ski bum.

God Bless Paul Newman. R.I.P.

He who sacrifices to ULLR sacrifices for us all.

Hey B-Man, You are lucky I’m just a Cougar Whisperer & not a Cougar. I mean that in both senses of the word. Affectionately yours, The Cougar Whisperer of East Fork

Hey Now! If anyone knows where to find Brent Rassmussen, would you please ask him to contact Greenie at, msgidaho1@aol.com or 508-364-1073. Its concerning the items i left in his shed, some of which are priceless to me. Thanks. Hope you ALL are well. Greenie

I really hate it when I sit down to go to the bathroom only to find out that someone else didn't replace the toilet paper & the bad thing is, it really sucks when you live alone because there is no one there to get you more!

Lisa H. Get well!!! Be strong and hang in there!!! R.F.W.

Miss Kitty, You were the best cat ever. We miss you so much. Love, Kate, Nick, Carrie, and Lisa.

Nappy--Where were you? Scared? -HH

Remember, one mans junk is another mans treasure. Those "JUNK stores" are a great asset to our valley & need positive support & donations to keep them running. The benefits are endless & all money goes to support our local non-profits. Thank you to those who support them.

The Air Stinks. In last weeks misc. II someone wrote a note of thanks to bikers who inform walkers they are coming up from behind them. Unfortunately I get the opposite from bikers when walking in the path. 1 out of 10 riders will warn me, obviously these bikers going 50 MPH past me they know I am there. The bike path is for everyone to enjoy. Start being cautious, or start riding on the Hwy w/the fast moving traffic where you belong. The signs read "use bell or voice when passing". But then again most of you are going so fast you probably can't read them anyway.

The Dharma Pig Lives!

To the person who STOLE the dining room table from the alley by the thrift store Thursday night, SHAME ON YOU!!!

ULLR has been summoned!